Never Simply Whelmed

“The pain began to mix with passion as her nub extended, slowly but surely into a monstrous ten inch member. The bender sighed was dissatisfaction. If she was going to do this, she was going to do it right. Pushing through the pain and the intense need for masturbation, Korra manipulated her new love sausage further and further until it reached almost twenty inches. Not content with her girth, she widened her member until it was at least a foot round at the largest spot.”

Fucking… “Love sausage”? THAT IS NOT A THING.

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Title: Three cups of tea

Summary: How they go and why they leave – there is never an answer for anyone, but there is always a reason.

Characters: Dick Grayson, Wally West, Artemis Crock, Kaldur’ahm, Conner Kent, M’gann M’orzz, Roy Harper

Fandom: Young Justice/Young Justice: Invasion

Rating: PG-13

Notes: This was probably the hardest thing to write.  Also, I wanna die now.

Disclaimer: I do not own YJ.

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“CAUCASIAN FEMALE LOOKING FOR A BITCH TO FIGHT*

*FIGHT MUST BE ACTUAL FIGHT. NO HAIR-PULLING BITCH SLAP NONSENSE. FUCKING FACE PUNCHES, CHOKE HOLDS, AND NECK BREAKING.”

Put Nairobi on your hands and pretend to pull fuzz and.leaves out of their hair

Britt, Nairobi is the largest city in all of Kenya. I cannot simply hold it in my hands.